What Every Year 7 Must Know Before Secondary School

Hey there, future secondary school legend!

So, you’ve conquered every challenge that primary school could throw at you. You know your way around the building. You’ve ruled the playground. You’ve even survived Year 7 (the “top of the school” era). But now (play a drum roll in your head) — secondary school is coming.

You're about to become a Year 8 in a much bigger school. One with actual science labs, lockers that may or may not attack you, canteens full of mystery meals, and pupils who look like they could legally drive a car (some can). If the thought of it is making you feel a bit nervous, then I'm afraid to tell you that you're suffering from a medical condition called B.C.N…Being Completely Normal. 

You, and every other pupil leaving Year 7

This book is here to help you laugh your way through the nerves, doubts and even outright panic. We’ll talk about what really happens on your first day, how to avoid total timetable confusion, where not to sit in the canteen, how to make friends without sounding like a malfunctioning robot, and why you should never, ever leave your PE kit behind a radiator (trust us).

Packed with real-life stories, survival tips, and ridiculous examples of what not to do, this guide will get you through your first year of secondary school with ease.

Deep breath. You’ve got this. (And yes, don't worry, you’ll find the toilets eventually.)