Parenting as if You Know What You're Doing

Parenting. Ah, yes. That magical journey where you begin with greeting card dreams and end up Googling “how to remove permanent marker from a face.” Welcome to the real show — the one without filters, trophies, or matching family pyjamas (because one child refuses to wear trousers and the other thinks they are a tent).

This book isn’t about perfect parenting. It’s about real parenting, which is a different thing entirely — the kind where you accidentally send your child to school in uniform from two years ago because laundry was a lost cause. It’s about negotiating with a toddler who thinks spaghetti looks better on the walls and discovering that silence in the house always means something bad is happening, you just don't have the details yet.

We’ll laugh through the tantrums, the glitter explosions, the awkward parent-teacher nights, and the mysterious smell in your car that’s probably a dropped sweet that now has its own eco-system. You’ll meet fellow parents who’ve survived poonami's, homework meltdowns, and accidentally volunteering as PTA president.

So grab your lukewarm coffee, hide in the bathroom if you must, and dive into the gloriously messy reality of raising tiny humans. Because if we’re going to lose our sanity, we might as well do it together and laugh while we're doing it.