The Perils of Your Teen Learning to Drive.

So, your teenager is learning to drive. Breathe. You’re going to be okay. Probably.

You’ve survived sleepless nights, potty training, school drama, and emotional puberty explosions. But now… now you’re about to sit in the passenger seat while your child — who once asked if the accelerator was the brake — takes control of a two-ton vehicle in moving traffic. What could possibly go wrong?

This isn’t just about teaching them the rules of the road. It’s about controlling your facial expressions when they take a corner like they’re in a Fast & Furious movie franchise trailer. It’s about gripping the door handle so tightly you leave permanent handprints. It’s about pretending to be calm while all the time you're screaming internally because your neighbour barely survived that last parking attempt.

This book won’t make your teen a better driver — that's what insurance companies and the threat of prosecution are for. But it will help you laugh through the near-death experiences, bonding moments, and absolute madness that are innocently called teaching your teen to drive.

You’ve got this. Now secure your seatbelt and check your life assurance payments are up to date.